I'm currently in line right now to see Bill Clinton speak. It's hellaciously long, and isn't moving. Based on what I've heard through eavesdropping as well as the shirts people are wearing, I might be the only McCain supporter in the entire line. Having just posted my "Texas Libertarian" bumper sticker on my laptop, hopefully I'll be able to find some other freedom-lovers to chat with. The only other significant thing that has happened is that I've gotten a couple of hand-outs asking for my support in local elections. Both Democrats. More to come.
Well I finally made it through the clusterfuck that was the line to get in. It turned into more of a mob than a line and everyone just crowded to the front. There were some people passing out Obama stickers, and I was tempted to ask if they had any transparent stickers to reflect Obama's speeches. Right now the student body president and vice-president are giving talks. Pretty standard. Pretty dull.
To anyone who thinks Hillary isn't almost entirely dependent on the Hispanic vote in Texas, they're playing reggaeton in between speakers. The chick who's the leader of the Students for Hillary organization sounds like a damn Valley Girl.
Now some Democrat state representative is speaking. Eddie Rodriguez. He's backing Hillary.
Rodriguez: "(Hillary) is most qualified and best ready to lead this country. We're in historic times not just here in Texas... We've had the opportunity to elect a woman for the first time as president of the US.... Economy we're getting worse and worse news." Now he's talking about Bill Clinton and the "glory years." He referenced "change" a couple of times.
Hillary is running, not Bill, the surrogates need to understand this.
Some Austin City Councilwoman is speaking now. She didn't say anything of note. Just more buzzwords like "diversity."
Now some crazy-ass Clinton campaign person is screaming and hollering some cheers, and giving t-shirts out. This really is a rally. I wonder why people are more attracted to loud voices than their own inner voice of reason. Oh well, politics wouldn't nearly be as fun if everyone was reasonable.
Oh yeah something funny happened while I was in line about an hour ago. A guy decked out in Ron Paul gear walked by and yelled "Hillary's hands are soaked in the blood of children!" Supporters like this are why I bailed on the Ron Paul Revolution a short while ago.
More Bush-bashing from a Hillary surrogate. What a surprise. It's easy to run against the previous administration. I think the Dems are going to have a tough time running against McCain, because of his record against many of Bush's positions. The Democrats need to realize they aren't running against George W. Bush. They did that in 2000 and 2004. They are running against John McCain, and I honestly can't take either candidate seriously until they realize this and start taking on McCain's positions.
Oh Jesus, Sam Gamgee from Lord of the Rings is about to speak. His real name is Sean Aston, but in the interest of cynicism, I'm going to refer to him as Sam Gamgee from now on. He's a lot taller than hobbits. Gamgee's mic is having problems, maybe he should get Gandalf to help. He didn't really say anything eventful.
I'm going to wander around for a little bit and rub some elbows but I'll post more when Bill takes the podium.
My efforts to find any Ron Paul or McCain supporters was futile. I guess I should have expected as much. This is a very liberal crowd. I did find a nice comfortable spot in the grass behind a myriad of Hillary signs.
There's a dog barking behind my. Thankfully it's on a leash. My only guess is that it's in heat because it smelled Bill Clinton's machismo in the air.
I noticed a couple of Secret Service guards while walking around. They look pretty imposing with their earpieces and trenchcoats. Tom Petty's "Won't Back Down" is playing over the loudspeaker. Ironic, because Sean Hannity sometimes uses this on his radio show.
One more remark about Sean Astin: Hobbits sure do look dainty in suits.
Some White House interns must have crashed the party, because a group of people started chanting "We Want Bill." Oh God, now it's "Texas! Fight!" Sometimes you just can't get away from it.
And here he comes..........His introductory music sounds like Enya or something. I'm half expecting the prophet Rael to show up. I think I'm the least excited person here. Honestly. Even the Obamaphiles like this guy.
My bad, the music is U2. Is anyone more pretentious than Bono? Fitting.
I take that back. There's some lady about 15 feet to my right who's about as enthused as I am.
The Secret Service agents are creeping through the back of the crowd, where I am. Clinton's introducers are boring.
Some people are heckling at the back. Bill attacked them head-on. Props for that.
He's starting the mat by going into the insane nomination process we have in Texas. It's pretty crazy, and that's something I agree with Bill on. This "two-vote" stuff is ridiculous. Oh wait, he just said it was "cool" that we can vote twice.
He mentioned that polls have her 3% ahead of Obama in the polls. He failed to mention that she had a double-digit lead mere months ago. I didn't expect him to though.
Clinton just said "I do love my wife. I plead guilty." He sure as hell fooled the American public during the Lewinsky and Paula Jones scandals. He just tied it in that "I love my country too." I hope he loves America more than Hillary.
Now some typical life story stuff form Bill. Nothing of note. He just said he hopes the country works the way the University of Texas works. Jesus. Count me out. Our University system is blindingly inefficient.
He just mentioned Hillary as a "change-maker." How many times do I have to reiterate that she needs to distinguish herself from Obama? As far as I'm concerned, the election is over.
Now he's mentioning Hillary's post-law school career. Her work for the Children's Defense Fund is admirable, I'll give her that. More pandering to Hispanic voters by mentioning how she registered Hispanic voters. It's so obvious how badly Hillary, and the Democrats in general need the Hispanic vote to succeed.
Now Clinton is talking about the conflict in Northern Ireland. Bill is overwhelmingly popular in Ireland, just talk to my relatives over there. He really did do well there. He just attacked Republicans. If Hillary were to stand any chance in the general election, she's going to need some Republican support.
He's indirectly attacking Obama by referring to "the other candidate." Why doesn't he just address him by name? He's saying Hillary is the "change candidate." That tactic hasn't worked and won't work.
Now it's some global warming talk. Because of McCain's stance on global warming, one not popular with the other members of his party, this will be a nonissue in the general election.
He just used the "r" word. Recession. It was only a matter of time. Now it's subprime mortgage talk. People need to be more fiscally responsible and not take a mortgage on a house they can't afford.
A decent amount of people have started trickling out. I'm not sure if they were actually at the debate or just people getting out of class needing to get to West Campus.
He's talked a lot about healthcare, and I don't care to get into it. Now it's education time. If he mentions a voucher system, I'm getting shwasted tonight.
Nope, no voucher system. Ironically, he wants to raise Pell Grant funding. How is this different than a voucher system?
Man, the anti-war jab sure brought a lot of applause.
To take a moment away from the speech, it sure is a shame to see so many beautiful women buying into the Clintons' delusion.
Now Iraq talk. He's fallaciously making an analogy to WWII. His naivety is amazing.
HA HA! He's trying to say we've won in Iraq, so it's time to bring the troops home. This is a contrary position to the one the Democrats have had the past 5 years.
Well, it's about over. I'll post my final thoughts later tonight, when I get back to my apartment.